It was a fine ordinary day my friend, Scott was on his way to OU after fetching his friend from USJ 2, This is how the conversation(story made more interesting, lol) goes:
Scott : (Saw the sign no U-turn) I tell you, this place actually very dangerous. Got police come here catch and saman. Dunno who put it there 1. Suddenly only imply such rule.
Jean : Yea, but don't care la, everybody also doing it.
Scott : Haha, what are the odds. But who guard here sure untung alot. I mean, so much more convenient to do U-turn.
Jean : Go la. Nothing 1 la.
Just after my noob friend make the U-turn, he saw a super yeng white collar shirt guy talking to the driver of 1 car. DAM bodo rite... I mean how could he miss him. But can't blame much on him also la. He was like far away from the U-turn. Almost nearing the next junction to USJ 5.
This is how his face look like...
*the wtf face
After that, the guy ask him stop by the road and ask to get ready my driving license
Ok. As this was not dumb enough, hear this,
Scott : Sorry la bang, 1st time la.
White collar shirt guy : Hmmm, Compound ialah RM*** . Mau saya tolong kamu ar? Boleh, tapi tolong saya la.
*Scott looks at Jean. Ask how.
*Jean looks back at Scott and give the blur dunno face and is GIGGLING. Terrible right?
Scott : SOrry la bang, 1st time.
This poor boy, so panic d. dunno what to do. took out his wallet and gave RM100.
White collar shirt guy : (fker give the not enough face) den say okla, hari ini kamu untung.
And he continue to saman the other cars who U-turn behind me. zzz.
Yea, later in OU, poor fella still shocked called his mummy.
Scott : Mummy, I kena saman and I paid RM100.
Mummy : Wah, Y u so dumb pay so much. RM30 enough la. Serves you right.
Enough said, my poor friend vow never to U-turn there again.
So people, please look carefully before U-turning. And if u happen to meet your Mr nice white collar shirt guy, don't give so much.
*Names changed for privacy.
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